Test Drive

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I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that
sucker before they become extinct. The salesman sat in the back seat
describing the car and all its wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats
directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to
your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit angry, he asked
why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a
Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it...

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LMAO don't know how I missed this one.