Where will I find the tampons?

[haffway]

A man walks into a chemists and says to the assistant, "Where will I find the tampons?"
"Two aisles over that way," replies the assistant.
The man came back a few minutes later with a bag of cotton wool balls and a roll of toilet paper.
"I thought you where after tampons," said the assistant.
"Well yes," said the man, "but last week I asked my wife to buy me a pack of cigarettes and she came back with a pouch of tobacco, so let's see how she gets on rolling her fucking own!"

[ladyzman]

priceless LMAO