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    Default Sex Frogs!

    A young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an Exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box Full of live frogs.
    The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with Complete instructions."

    The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

    As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just Follow the instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

    As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does Exactly what is specified:

    1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.

    She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any Problems or questions, please call the pet store."

    So, the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."

    Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.

    The damn frog just Sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:

    "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this One more time..."

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    thats it, i am opening a frog store LMAO

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    lol...I can see this working with just about any animal. I'm in the wrong business!
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    haha get er done
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    Frog always does the job, good animal

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    lol, so many blonde jokes

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