Top 10 reasons Golf is better than sex.

[cardinal11]

1. #10 A below par performance is considered damn good
2. #9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
3. #8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot
4. #7. Foursomes are encouraged.
5. #6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
6. #5. Three times a day is possible
7. #4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
8. #3. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
9. #2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you are finished.
10. And the number one reason why golf is better #1 When your equipment gets old you can replace it

[jerrywear]

LMAO this is was priceless, cardinal thank you that just maid my day

[cardinal11]

You are welcome, it's funny and I like golf but sex is still better.