About 5 minutes after an Okie & his new bride checked into the
honeymoon suite of a fishing resort, the new groom passes thru
the lobby with all his fishing gear, headed for the river.
The desk clerk waves him over. "Hey buddy" he says, "shouldn't
you be upstairs making love to your new bride?"
To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got gonorrhea the doc says
no sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"
The next morning, the Okie is on his way thru the lobby with his
fishing gear. Trying to be helpful, the clerk waves him over and
says. "Since you can't have vaginal sex, maybe you could try anal
sex."
To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got diarrhea the doc says
no anal sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to
fish"
The following morning, again trying to be helpful, the clerk
waves the Okie over on his way thru the lobby. "Since you can't
have vaginal sex or anal sex, maybe you could coax her into
performing oral sex for you" he says.
To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got pyorrhea her dentist
says no oral sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to
fish"
The clerk asks the Okie incredulously, Let me get this straight,
your new bride has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea why the hell
would you marry a girl like that?
"Well" says the Okie, "she's got worms too, and I love to fish!"