The Happy Couple

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The Happy Couple


An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could
be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the
neighbors who feared the man the most: "When I die, I will dig my way
up out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing
cats and dogs. There were also strange sounds at all hours. The man
was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
One day, he died abruptly under strange circumstances, and the funeral
had a closed casket. After the burial, his wife went straight to the
local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors
approached in a group to ask these questions: "Are you not afraid?
Concerned? Worried? This man practiced black magic and stated that
when he died, he would dig his way up out of the grave to come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old guy dig. I had him
buried upside down."

[pacbubba]

He's still digging.

[battags75]

He'll be looking for her in China!

[rad1]

She gets the last laugh!

[Spitfire12]

Definitely still digging.

[hibachi]

will be a good workout for the guy